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Pike: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

Jim: What about the academy?

Pike: Fine. Other than class. And no PADDS.

Jim: The PADD is broken.

Pike: Then no communicator.

Jim: I need it for when I’m working.

Pike: Then no…no Leonard.

Jim: What?! No Bones?

Pike: No Leonard!

  • Pike: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Uhura: ...I did. I broke it.
  • Pike: No. No you didn’t. Kirk?
  • Jim: Don’t look at me. Look at Bones.
  • Bones: What? I didn’t break it.
  • Jim: Oh that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Bones: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
  • Jim: Suspicious.
  • Bones: No it’s not!
  • Sulu: If it matters, probably not, but Chekov was the last one to use it.
  • Chekov: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Sulu: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Chekov: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that!
  • Uhura: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, sir.
  • Pike: No. Who broke it?
  • Bones: Sir...Spock's been awfully quiet.
  • Spock: Really, Doctor?
  • [Everyone starts arguing]
  • Pike [later]: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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  • Jim: attention crew of the enterprise...
  • Jim: stop going to the med bay when you don't need medical assistance just to see Doctor McCoy...
  • Jim: I know he's handsome but he has patients who really need his assistance...
  • Bones: and...
  • Jim: and also don't injure yourselves just to go down to med bay either, don't do that...